it is 2014 why is it not legal to marry a song yet
because the bible says adam and eve not adam and mp3
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
I wish none of you were sad
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.